Aljazeera.Net - US students barred from aiding snipers
Oh them College Republicans. If you haven't been following, the past year has been an exciting one for the national group of youthful conservatives that will one day be in charge of the stunning beaurocracy affectionately known as the American Empire. Newspapers around the country have been carrying uplifting stories about the growing numbers of young college students, not yet converted to the dark side by evil liberal professors, who have chosen to join this elite and powerful cabal. Other stories concerning the College Republicans mentioned in newspapers in the past year include the University of Pennsylvania College Republican who violently dealt with a protestor at the RNC in a compassionate matter and a fund-raising scam organized by the College Republican National Committee which targeted old and retarded people, threatening to kick them out of the Grand Old Party if they didn't donate money to the College Republicans. Of course, neither of these actions are as truly high in character and integrity as the fundraising the College Republicans of Marquette University recently attempted to participate in, before the oversensitive Jesuit school's administration, far out of touch with both the moral traditions of years past as well as the heart of America's present, callously halted. Indeed. Our noble College Republicans began fundraising efforst for "Adopt a Sniper." A charitible organization commited to "helping real snipers get the real gear they need to help keep us safe." And Jesus said let there be crosshairs and much bloody pulp; do this in memory of me. Amen.